: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize
