they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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