well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
