I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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