Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
You can't just leave with hair like that
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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