**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
