guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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