and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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