I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
