who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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