420 ftw
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
You can make out without kissing
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