Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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