have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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