Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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