Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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