Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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