the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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