If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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