Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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