I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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