her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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