Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize
