I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I just want to make out with him forever
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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