Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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