im gay
i know
yea but for you.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
only if we run a train.
done.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
