Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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