I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i just google imaged poop.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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