The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
the day after is always just damage control
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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