Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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