The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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