Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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