I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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