dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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