I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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