Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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