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i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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