Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
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