He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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