Will you blow on my dice?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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