Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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