morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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