So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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