My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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