I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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