1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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