glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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