Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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