She's JV to your varsity
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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