when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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