I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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