I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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