plz talk dirty to me
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Randomize
