i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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